So theres a orphan in a hospital and the doctor walks up and says “sorry kid but this is a family hospital”

Why cant a orphan go to mcdonalds theres no point in the words happy meal

‘There is no God.’

• Stephen Hawking (2011)

‘There is no Stephen Hawking’

• God (2018)

Whats the worst part of a down syndrom relationship? Theres more downs then ups!

My dad told me i’m a failure… I failed a math’s test. Good thing theres a pole outside my house.

Why can’t you tell a joke in a corn maze

because theres too many ears

theres something on your chin no not that one the 3rd row

There are 4 people ona plane while its crashing and there are only 3 parachutes theres opera, Obama a little girl and, Trump opera grabs. Parachute and says, “I’m famous i get one” And Trump grabs one and says, “Well im president of cource i get one” and obama looks at the little girl and says, “Since your the future or our generation take the last one” the little girl hugs obama and says, “Actually we can both have one Trump took my backpack”

Theres something special about cemeteries People are dying to get inside

Theres a new cooking programme on bbc1 . The contestants are victims of domestic violence. Its called cant cook … right hook

What did my dad say before he went to go get milk? Theres money in my wallet for pizza I love you.

No no no no Spot the intruder

Theres no one

Whats the best thing about fucking twenty eight year olds?

• theres twenty of them

How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender. How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.

Harry Potter Dobby: Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!!

Jumanji Coach Webb: Ok, theres alot wrong with that.

knock knock whos theres condensed condensed who condensed milk

Whats the best thing about twenty one year olds? Theres twenty one of them.

Knock knock. ẅhos there¨ you… You who. you smell like shit

Theres a old lady doing gardning every year nothing grows she goes the the man who lives next door she sez how do you get your tomartoes so big an red he tells her you show them your privates at night time so she leaves that night latter she goes out side an shows the garden her privates the next shes got Zucchinis a meter long !

Whats the best thing about fucking twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them.

Knock knock. ¨whos there¨ P,u! ¨p,u who¨ p,u you smell like shit

Did you know a vegetable can also be a fruit?

theres no joke

also there are only 2 genders, male and female

hhgregg anyone?