Thereness jokes
Knock, knock?
Who's there?
This dumb Explain Bear who needs to get a life.
If you're ever in need of a punching bag, just go to your local Alzheimer's unit.
They'll forget you were there in like three minutes.
There was an enemy with a machine gun.
My commander said, "Un-arm the enemy."
So I ran over to the enemy and chopped his arms off.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.
Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?
There, there, over there, and over here too.
Stephen Hawking said there is no God.
2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
Knock knock! Who's there? Prince! Prince who? Prince please talk to me!
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
"Prince? Are you still there?"
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."