How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but how they got in there's the real mystery!
Squirrel Lightbulb
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up buttercup. You're probably one of those people who thinks squirrels are just cute little fellas burying nuts, huh? WRONG! They're sneaky, agile, and probably more intelligent than you give 'em credit for. This joke plays on the absurdity of squirrels being able to change a lightbulb and the mystery of how they got into the bulb to do it.
Dirty Foxx Squirrel,
I am Command Chief Master Sargent Jonathan Emanuel Smith, aka. CHECKERTAIL Squirrel, the I.d.10t of the 325 Fighter Wing of the U.S.A.F. I HAVE A BUNCH OF UNPUBLISHED JOKES. Please don't forget me!