Thereness jokes

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    • Nanny

    • A guy gives labor to a baby girl and a boy twins. The doctor said but the lady was like,

    "Ugh, why do I need my husband to be in labor and I want a girl, not a boy, just a girl!"

    The lady passed out 😵 and then found out she was in a coma. The man who was in labor died. The two babies got a nanny, an evil one. The nanny killed the babies on their first birthday.

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    • Orphan

    • Why can't orphans go on a field trip?

    They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆

    Bagel

    • "Knock knock."

    "Who's there?"

    "Bagel."

    "Bagel who?"

    "Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"

    Thereness memes

    Couple

    • I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing each other, and I said, "Excuse me, where is the bathroom?" and the man said, "Right over there." I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say, "Dad, I have to go to school soon!"

    Sibling

    • Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.

    Banana Peel

    • There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”