Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay mans house.
Knock,knock
Who's there?
The chicken.
“Knock Knock!” “Who’s there?” “It’s Dave!”
“Dave who?”
Dave bursts into tears, realizing that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head
because there recording
why do Indians hate snow
because its white and all over there land
Why cant a orphan go to mcdonalds theres no point in the words happy meal
what does a blondie and a shotgun have in common? give them a cock and there ready to blow.
What do McDonald's and preist have in common? They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns.
Knock knock ? Who’s there? Willis. Willis who? Willis dick fit in yo mouth?!!?!!
Whats the worst part of a down syndrom relationship? Theres more downs then ups!
There's a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih-tzu (shit zoo).
God said, "Let there be light." Chuck Norris said, "You have to say please first."
What are some another names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”
I can tell a joke :`)
Twinkle Twinkle there's a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way I will not be seen again Are you happy I am dead Now you made it to the end
knock knock whos there parents parents who thats what an orphan would say
be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means there recording.
When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....
I called a Suicide Helpline, but they didn't help me commit suicide. Tbh they really left me hanging there
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with there dad than there mom?
They already know that there dad is gonna get " Milk " and never return
