Governor jokes

Bank

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Give a man a gun, and he will rob a bank.

Give a man a bank, and he will rob everyone.

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  • Dick

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    A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.

    You need to be a complete dick.

    Slavery

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    Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

    Government

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    Why is prostitution illegal?

    Because when it comes to screwing people and taking their money, the government doesn't want anyone outperforming them.

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    GENESIS 42 Joseph’s Brothers Go to Egypt 1When Jacob learned that there was grain for sale in Egypt, he said to his sons, “Why do you look at one another?” 2And he said, “Behold, I have heard that there is grain for sale in Egypt. Go down and buy grain for us there, that we may live and not die.” 3So ten of Joseph’s brothers went down to buy grain in Egypt. 4But Jacob did not send Benjamin, Joseph’s brother, with his… Read more