Governor jokes
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.
Give a man a gun, and he will rob a bank.
Give a man a bank, and he will rob everyone.
A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.
You need to be a complete dick.
Some day, Canada will take over the world. -- And then we'll all be sorry.
The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.
Putin's Brain:
Community talk
GENESIS 42 Joseph’s Brothers Go to Egypt 1When Jacob learned that there was grain for sale in Egypt, he said to his sons, “Why do you look at one another?” 2And he said, “Behold, I have heard that there is grain for sale in Egypt. Go down and buy grain for us there, that we may live and not die.” 3So ten of Joseph’s brothers went down to buy grain in Egypt. 4But Jacob did not send Benjamin, Joseph’s brother, with his… Read more