Theory jokes
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"I'm lagging."
Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."
To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
3+3=****
Who is Stephen Hawking?
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
The only thing flat earthers have to fear...
... is a sphere itself.
Stephen Hawking died.
What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?
"Wait, I can explain everything!"
Community talk
Theory: jabe mistr isn't actually a complete dumbass and is actually just a god tier ragebaiter
i blame the jews for a bunch of things. especially cherry tomatoes, the weekend, nuclear fission, both theories of relativity and more.
WJE Theory: Matt has “Secret Mods”