How do flat-earthers travel?
On a plane.
Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.
No one.
Absolutely no one.
The History Channel at 11:00 PM: Who really killed JFK?
Steven hawking died
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!
Who is Stephen Hawking?
How did Stephen hawking die?of a bad internet connection
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."
Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Outdoor Entertaining by Patty O.
Over the Mountaintop by Hugo First.
Plumbing for Idiots by Duane Pipes.
Music Theory by Amanda Lynn Player.
Meterology 101 By Wendy Reign and Sonny Daze.
Oh God By Dixie Rect.
Please Don't Stop By Craven Moorehead.
Life And Times Of A Porn Star By Dixie Normous.
Right Stuff By Dang Lin-Wang.
How To Take Care of Your Cat By Connie Lingus.
Right Way 2 Orgasm By Buster Cherry.
The Unwanted Child By Brooke N Rubbers.
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.
why earth flat?
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
A husband and wife at custody court. The judge looks sternly at the ex-wife.
Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child?"
Ex-wife: "I brought him into this world, so I should have custody of him."
Judge: "That is a simple yet good reason."
Then the judge looks toward the ex-husband.
Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child, sir?"
The ex-husband thought long and hard about his response. After a brief moment of silence, he replies, "If I put money into a Pepsi machine and a Pepsi comes out, is it mine or the machine's?"
