Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."
To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"
How do flat-earthers travel?
On a plane.
Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.
No one.
Absolutely no one.
The History Channel at 11:00 PM: Who really killed JFK?
Stephen Hawking died.
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!
Who is Stephen Hawking?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.
My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Outdoor Entertaining by Patty O.
Over the Mountaintop by Hugo First.
Plumbing for Idiots by Duane Pipes.
Music Theory by Amanda Lynn Player.
Meterology 101 By Wendy Reign and Sonny Daze.
Oh God By Dixie Rect.
Please Don't Stop By Craven Moorehead.
Life And Times Of A Porn Star By Dixie Normous.
Right Stuff By Dang Lin-Wang.
How To Take Care of Your Cat By Connie Lingus.
Right Way 2 Orgasm By Buster Cherry.
The Unwanted Child By Brooke N Rubbers.
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
MC Squared.
