Theory: Jabe Mistr as a God-Tier Ragebaiter

I agree with this theory!

Real

Wait

Does this mean we accept him?

i second this

Yep i agree

frfrfr

heyyy uk

hru

Good

Hbu

im great

im dogsitting so i got a house to myself all week

yessss

Im just doing nothing

I went to the park earlier

haha nice

There was this huge lake there

Lots of trees too

oooo thats awesome

Fr

Weird

whats weird

You

why

Just are

so im crazy and weird

Yes

Fun to talk to tho

ok

ah tyty

glad to hear it

wyd

Do you have TikTok

Look up nosey the bunny

no i dont

like the toy??

Look up

Nosey the animatronic

WE are all cooked

oh thats cute

Wym…

i was being sarcastic

i call things cute when i mean the complete opposite

Yeah

It’s bullet proof fire proof and water proof

And

oh fun

It’s deadass built

To climb crawl sprint

And WINDOW WATCH

And it has silent footsteps

WE are all cooked

10 feet tall animatronic made by a Florida man and its real

We are done for

motherfucker it is literally springtrap from five nights at freddy's in the thumbnail

OOOOH WINDOW WATCH

SCARYYYYY

SILENT FOOTSTEPS?

AHHHHH

funn

Look it up on TikTok bro

MAN, IT SURE IS GONNA BE EASY FOR A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT TO TRAVEL ALL AROUND FROM FLORIDA KILLING PEOPLE WITHOUT AAAAAAAAANYONE NOTICING!

He’s deadass building Ts

Why are you so scared

Im trying to cause other people to be

:p

It’s like when I used to post these

To be fair it IS a pretty terrifying thought

Bro if I see ts outside my window I’m accepting my fate

lmaoo

The mf building ts is having way to much fun with it

Citra is the creator btw

bottom comment has common sense

whatd that say

i didnt see

lmao

ok ok one sec

Show us

lmao

BUT LIKE

1 ON 1

IF YOU SEE TA OUT SIDE

ALR TRUE

AND IF HE BUILDS IT AND PROGRAMS IT TO BE SMART AS HELL

AND LIKE

AMAZING AT HIDING

Eli I think you're actually terrified

No

Mf I watch this typa stuff for fun

Deadass watching analog horror rn

I could care less

Bro’s timbers are shivered

Your perma banned

Did you hear they're FINALLY filming the backrooms movie

Nooo!!

That me good

Stip

Stop

BAN

WAIT YOUR NAME IS DOUG?

How do we even know that's his name

idk lmao

what if he's just trying to get people banned

I WAS ABOUTTA SAY THAT

IMAGINE TRYING TOBLAME IT OB ME!!!!

OPAL’S THE ONE WHO LEAKED MY SHIT

IT MAKES NO SENSE

GIANNI JAKER GIANNI JAKER GIANNI JAKER GIANNI JAKER GIANNI JAKER GIANNI JAKER GIANNI JAKER GIANNI JAKER GIANNI JAKER GIANNI JAKER GIANNI JAKER GIANNI JAKER GIANNI JAKER GIANNI JAKER GIANNI JAKER GIANNI JAKER GIANNI JAKER GIANNI JAKER GIANNI JAKER GIANNI JAKER GIANNI JAKER GIANNI JAKER GIANNI JAKER GIANNI JAKER

I HAVE LITERALLY PUT MY FULL LEGAL NAME ON THIS WEBSITE MULTIPLE TIMES

YOU'RE NOT ACHIEVING ANYTHING

why 😭

WELL I CAN FIND OTHER SHIT!!!!

That’s why she’s perma babned

Banned

YAY!!!

Well I did it once as a joke but nobody actually remembers lmao

But I started telling my close friends my real first name and now it's just kind of out there so I don't really care lmao

i do its frank bob jellyton

I’m working on getting UK’s as well

i honestly dont know or care who knows my real name lmao

Doug Terrence

Eli what's your last name I forgot

someone told me once

May-dee

muahaha

lmfao

the amount of ppl who say it that was is insane bro

like its not that hard

Nguyen

HAHA

LMFAO YEAH THATS RIGHT

I TOTALLY FORGOT THAT

AHAHAHAH

What

BRO FUNNIEST THING IS I HAVE A FRIEND NAMED ETHAN NGUYEN

LIKE LIKE

LIKE IF YOU AND ETHAN GOT MARRIED

CAUSE YOURE GAY

AHAHAHAHAHAH

im not funny anymore guys

Maybe he’s the REAL Ingenious

twss

Oh my gosh you might be right

muahahaha

Ingenious is named Ethan and is Asian, Nguyen is an Asian name, your Ethan has the same last name as Eli who knows ANOTHER “Ethan” IRL, and Ingenious = “I Ngenious/Americanized Nguyen

STOOOOPPP!!!

yeah but ingenious ethan doesnt exist you know that right?

Winston and Gianni had HOT STEAMY INTERCOURSE

What

"Americanized Nguyen" actually goes so hard

Yeah ethan and leo were both fabrications by opal

she literally pretended to date herself on 2 alt accounts

ETHAN WAD FSKE TOO?!!?

I THOUGHT UT WAS JUST LEO

WTTFTT FT FTFFDFFDDDFFFF

YEAH

Doug is in shock.

IKR

FUCKING

CRAZY

Yo mama will be in shock if you don’t STFU

FIRST SHE MADE 2 ALT ACCOUNTS DATE EACH OTHER, THEN REVEALED THAT ONE OF THEM WAS ACTUALLY FAKE, AND THENNNNNN MADE THE OTHER ONE "DATE" HER REAL SELF!!!

iirc I was the one who figured it out first

IMAGINE BEING THAT MUCH OF A CHRONICCALY ONLINE BUMESS

"Bumess" is insane lmao

Opal was legitamently smart for doing that.

What was her MOTIVE

Yeah no she was actually insanely good at it

who knows 😭

nono ethan was real

he and rylee knew eachother irl

WHO are YOU

Whooooooo are you

No not that ethan

ASIAN ethan

😭

AWWW OPAL NAMED HER ALT AFTER HER CRUSH!!!!

yyyyyyyyup

has flaps been on yet today

i dont think so

not that I've seen

also i LOVE YOU PFP SM

aw okay

THANK YOUU

YWW

Bro literally joined TODAY, I KNOW YOU’RE AN ALT

its a new acc for someone we know

It’s not

Who?

youre like not a detective

DD

Next time yall say his name I gotta ban you for the day

So let’s not

THATS NOT HIS NAME

THATS INITIALS DONT BAN ME

Ik

Phew

dead chat

frfrfrfrfrfrfrfr

wyd

frfrfrfrfrfrfrfr

wyd

lmao

Why'd you let Asshley go like that?

SHIT

ASSHLEY GET BACK HERE

SHES ALREADY GONE

FUCK

HEY

HEY.

DONT LEAK HER SECRETS LIKE THAT.

YEAH THATS RIGHT

THE TRUTH WILL PREVAILLLLLLLLLLL

YOU BETTER DELETE THAT

YK WHAT ID CALL YOU RN IF I PROMISED NOT TO

YOU

KNOW.

oh

so that's how it is

i see i see

yeah

ahuh

i told you abt asshleys past in confidentiality

youve disappointed both of us

W

Wat

RESTORE IT I MISSED IT

you wouldnt understand smh

HOW

FUCKING

DARE

YOU.

THIS PLAYDATE IS OVER

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

ALASKA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

lmao this is so fun

were so funny

hell yes

yessiree

Mal Jake has something to tell you

ahuhahuh

sure

deadddd

Mal what’s your insta

i dont have one

Alr

lmao my parents are rlly strict

I can tell

lmao yeah

ELI STOP BEING A HOE

YES I AM

GIRL HUH 😭

HE IS BULLYING ME

HOW???

you go girl

HE'S BEING AN ASSSSSSS

AND NOT A COOL TERRORISTIC ONE LIKE ASSHLEY

HOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

HARASSING AND TEASING ME

LIKE AN ASS

HOW RUDE

IKR

ITS NOT KIND TO BE AN ASS

TSK TSK

DONT BE AN ASS

dead

Mal Jake

Both of you

Are the dumbest people

I have ever met

Damn

That was not me😭😭😭