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Earth Memes

Anonymous

I’m a professional 😉

A man is shown in five different panels. In the first panel, he is yelling: "WHY DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER?". The second panel shows another man, who responds: "SHE WAS LYING THERE NAKED, WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?!". In the third panel, the first man is yelling: "THE AUTOPSY, THE FUCKING AUTOPSY!". In the fourth panel, he is throwing a chair, and yelling: "DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB!". In the fifth panel, he is pointing and yelling: "YOU ARE THE WORST VET ON EARTH!"

Inessa :)

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message asks, "are you ok", and the response is, "You ever realized that buildings dont make earth any heavier cuz all the materials were already on it.", followed by "I'm fine."

Inessa :)

me when i realized that buildings don't make earth any heavier cuz all the materials were already used on it.

A grayscale image of a stuffed dolphin with a tie around its neck. It has a single tear under its eye. Text below says: "And they ask you how you are, and you just have to say you're fine when you're not really fine."

𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘

what the earth would look live after a year of the moon slowing down:

An image of the Earth surrounded by rings, similar to Saturn's, set against a dark, starry background. The Earth is partially obscured by shadow and the rings are shades of gray and white.

Unimportant Intelligence

yes

The image shows a meme with the text "Did you know?" and an image of the sun and the Earth in space. The text below says, "NASA has proved that distance from the sun to the Earth is equal to the distance from the Earth to the sun."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a tweet by Sophie that says "I must study war so my sons can study business so their sons can study art so their sons can write gay vampire fiction". Below is another tweet from Populism Updates stating "12. Ulysses S. Grant's great-grandson, an author of gay vampire fiction" with an image of an older man wearing a bow tie and a striped jacket.

Creed (shit isnt availabe)

A meme featuring the 'Nobody:' format followed by a YouTube video thumbnail and title. The top text reads: 'Nobody: Absolutely no one: Not a single soul on this Earth: THEN THERE'S THE USA:'. Below this is a YouTube video thumbnail showing a man, Paul Harrell, standing outdoors in a rural area with trees behind him. The video title is 'Should You Carry a Gun While Trick-or-Treating? (2021 Halloween Special)'. The video is by Paul Harrell, has 125K views, and was uploaded 4 days ago.

GG Miller

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

Heroin Monkey

A toy package with a figure of Gollum. The text on the package says, "MAKE HIM HOT! My Precious Smeagol Groom & Style Middle Earth Cuties WARNING: May attract A Sauron's gaze LOOK NICE 4 MASTER! Limitless Hairstyles Accessories Included Dill the Pony's tail The One Ring golden scrunchie Uruk-hai topknot Juicy sweet raw fish carcass comb FINALLY KEMPTI The Two Towers Glamour Gollum Legboot". The package includes three accessories shown with graphics: "The One Ring golden scrunchie" and "Juicy sweet raw fish carcass comb" and an image of possible hairstyles.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a globe with the text: "FUN FACT: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown."

blach66

The image presents a comparison of speeds, with four sections each with a cartoon image, a bar indicating the speed, and a name. The first section depicts a cheetah running, with a small yellow bar labeled 'CHEETAH'. The second section shows an airplane flying, with a medium yellow bar labeled 'AIRPLANE'. The third section features a yellow ball moving with speed lines, and has a long red bar labeled 'SPEED OF LIGHT'. The fourth section contains a rage comic character and a very long red bar labeled 'THE SPEEDS MY FARTS TRAVEL AT'. The fourth section also has a biohazard icon.

Lil’ bro

A photo of Tyler, the Creator with the text "How my 'straightest' homie looks at me after saying the gayest shit on earth (he is cooked)."

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A picture of the solar system with an arrow pointing to planet Earth. The text reads: "GET DOXXED LOSER. I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE NOW."

A Star Wars Fan

The image displays a four-panel meme with the "expanding brain" format. The first panel shows the text "The earth is flat" next to a small brain. The second panel shows a picture of the earth next to a brain that is slightly more illuminated. The third panel shows a dinosaur next to a brain that is even more illuminated. The fourth panel shows the text "The earth isn't real. We live in a simulation controlled by minecraft redstone engineers" next to a glowing brain.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a celestial body such as an asteroid impacting the Earth. The text reads: "This will affect the trout population I think."

bruce

Is this guy from Earth?

A man with a large forehead is smiling at the camera.

Anonymous

Controversial MrBeast video

MrBeast is in space with Earth exploding behind him. The text says "I Blew up the whole entire Earth."

Anonymous

SS tierlist

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a table with a list of planets and corresponding numbers of deaths and a yes/no answer if a planet has birds. The Earth is the only planet with deaths and birds. The text on the top says: "wake up, sheeple."

trixiedixie🥰

Three animated figures with dark hair and wearing matching dark jackets stand in front of a light gray background. The text above them reads, "Introverts when they finally go outside". Below them are two speech bubbles with the text, "Oh!" and "It's soil!"

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