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Anonymous

I’m a professional 😉

A man is shown in five different panels. In the first panel, he is yelling: "WHY DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER?". The second panel shows another man, who responds: "SHE WAS LYING THERE NAKED, WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?!". In the third panel, the first man is yelling: "THE AUTOPSY, THE FUCKING AUTOPSY!". In the fourth panel, he is throwing a chair, and yelling: "DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB!". In the fifth panel, he is pointing and yelling: "YOU ARE THE WORST VET ON EARTH!"

Inessa :)

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message asks, "are you ok", and the response is, "You ever realized that buildings dont make earth any heavier cuz all the materials were already on it.", followed by "I'm fine."

𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘

what the earth would look live after a year of the moon slowing down:

An image of the Earth surrounded by rings, similar to Saturn's, set against a dark, starry background. The Earth is partially obscured by shadow and the rings are shades of gray and white.

Inessa :)

me when i realized that buildings don't make earth any heavier cuz all the materials were already used on it.

A grayscale image of a stuffed dolphin with a tie around its neck. It has a single tear under its eye. Text below says: "And they ask you how you are, and you just have to say you're fine when you're not really fine."

Unimportant Intelligence

yes

Did you know?
Sam
NASA has proved that distance
from The Sun to The Earth
is equal to the distance from
The Earth to The Sun

blach66

The image presents a comparison of speeds, with four sections each with a cartoon image, a bar indicating the speed, and a name. The first section depicts a cheetah running, with a small yellow bar labeled 'CHEETAH'. The second section shows an airplane flying, with a medium yellow bar labeled 'AIRPLANE'. The third section features a yellow ball moving with speed lines, and has a long red bar labeled 'SPEED OF LIGHT'. The fourth section contains a rage comic character and a very long red bar labeled 'THE SPEEDS MY FARTS TRAVEL AT'. The fourth section also has a biohazard icon.

GG Miller

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a tweet by Sophie that says "I must study war so my sons can study business so their sons can study art so their sons can write gay vampire fiction". Below is another tweet from Populism Updates stating "12. Ulysses S. Grant's great-grandson, an author of gay vampire fiction" with an image of an older man wearing a bow tie and a striped jacket.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a globe with the text: "FUN FACT: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown."

A Star Wars Fan

The earth
is flat
the earth isn't real.
We live in a
simulation
controlled by
minecraft redstone
engineers

bruce

Is this guy from Earth?

A man with a large forehead is smiling at the camera.

AG3.0

Controversial MrBeast video

MrBeast is in space with Earth exploding behind him. The text says "I Blew up the whole entire Earth."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a celestial body such as an asteroid impacting the Earth. The text reads: "This will affect the trout population I think."

trixiedixie🥰

Three animated figures with dark hair and wearing matching dark jackets stand in front of a light gray background. The text above them reads, "Introverts when they finally go outside". Below them are two speech bubbles with the text, "Oh!" and "It's soil!"

Why should you care

An image of a cephalopod clinging to a pipe, with the text "Cephalopods Daily. This might be the most confident I've seen anyone." below.

RapBoat

Van "#1 Voice in Wrestl...
@VanLathan
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When did Drake's core fanbase turn from
Black women to angry young male incel
types? Like honestly when this this occur?
5:20 PM - 5/14/24 From Earth 1.4M Views
945 Reposts 977 Quotes

RapBoat

A tweet showing two images. The first one shows DMX with a gray scarf pulled up like a hood. The second shows a close-up of the scarf in a dark space with the reflective pattern of the scarf visible.

RapBoat

A social media post says "Uh oh...Drake coming..." followed by a comment that reads, "hahaha Ayo @Akademiks 23 mins and no reply yet.... Start yo clock Nigga. Keep that same enegry hahah". Below that, it says, "Liked by champagnepapi and 8,831 others" and has the username "akademiks".

Heroin Monkey

A split image shows Vladimir Putin on the left and Tucker Carlson on the right. Above the images, the text reads: "You see Tucker in order to truly understand the history of Sauron you must understand Morgoth. I'd like to walk you through the First Age for a brief moment. I'm assuming you've read the Ainulindalë?"

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a table with a list of planets and corresponding numbers of deaths and a yes/no answer if a planet has birds. The Earth is the only planet with deaths and birds. The text on the top says: "wake up, sheeple."

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