Antisemitism jokes

What planet did Hitler hate the most?

Jewpiter.

What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.

What's the difference between a Nazi and an onion? If you cut a Nazi, nobody is crying.

Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?

Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)

(To circumcised people)

I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.

109 countries can't be wrong. Watch Europa: The Last Battle.

Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.

I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.

If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?

What is Hitler's least favorite fish?

Jewfish.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?

Santa Claus gets to leave the chimney alive.

What do Jews and Black people have in common?

Living off welfare checks.

What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?

A Kike Strike!

Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?

Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...

What is Hitler's least favorite month?

Jewly.

Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.

What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...