Antisemitism jokes

What do Jews and Black people have in common?

Living off welfare checks.

Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.

I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?

Santa Claus gets to leave the chimney alive.

I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.

What's the difference between a Nazi and an onion? If you cut a Nazi, nobody is crying.

What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?

A Kike Strike!

What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.

If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?

What is Hitler's least favorite fish?

Jewfish.

Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?

Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,

Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.

What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?

The Jew World Order.

It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.

In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.

Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?

109 countries can't be wrong. Watch Europa: The Last Battle.

Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?

Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)

(To circumcised people)

What planet did Hitler hate the most?

Jewpiter.