They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
How did Stephen Hawking die? There was a power outage
The only thing flat earthers have to fear...
... is sphere itself.
What is Stephen hawkings favourite snack his shoulder
Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex? -- Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.
I moved all the bibles to the fiction section because there is no god as said Stephen Hawking in 2011 but in 2018 god said there was no Stephen Hawking
What was Stephens hawking last words? I'm lagging
Yo hair line goes farther back than the big bang theory
Fineman, Einstein and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says "it appears we're inside a joke".
Einstein says "but only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously".
To which Schrodinger says "if someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving".
Steven hawking died
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
Who is Steven Hawkins?
How did Stephen hawking die?of a bad internet connection
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he feel off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
why earth flat?
Q. Why is Stephen Hawing so good at air guitar A. Because he has excellent string theory
Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap
three conspiracy theories walked into a bar now tell me that's not a coincidence.
