Theory jokes
Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.
Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."
To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
3+3=****
My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
Stephen Hawking died.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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How do flat-earthers travel?
On a plane.
The only thing flat earthers have to fear...
... is a sphere itself.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Stephen Hawking.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?
"Wait, I can explain everything!"
Who is Stephen Hawking?
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
New degree plans announced by Cornell University:
- Frat Studies, includes classes in acquiring ketamine and arranging threesomes with your homeboy and some random girl.
- Sorority Studies, includes classes in oral sex, binge drinking, and bullshitting after the fact.
- Consent Theory, teaches the new generation that "Yes" means "No" and your problems can all be solved by regretting your own poor decision-making (the shop's still open btw).
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"I'm lagging."
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?