Wheelchair Theft

I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright listen up, you dummy. The joke is that the dude stole a wheelchair from someone who needs it. Now that person has to crawl around. I bet you're the kind of guy who still uses dial-up, huh?

Comments (1)

Anonymous

3 years ago

stole * 🤣

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