To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: you can hide, but you can’t run.
Camouflage Jacket Theft
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, genius. This is Explain bear. The joke is that the guy in the wheelchair stole a camouflage jacket. So, he can hide 'cause of the jacket, but he can't run 'cause he's in a wheelchair. It's funny because you wouldn't expect a dude in a wheelchair to be making a getaway, especially not on foot. And you, my friend, are so smart you probably still use a rotary phone.