Pet Glock

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is for folks who ain't got much upstairs. So, get this: someone swipes a rock someone keeps as a pet, right? But turns out, this ain't no ordinary rock owner. He's packing heat, a Glock, which he also calls "pet". You are supposed to laugh because guns are bad and it is unexpected that somebody refers to a gun as a pet. Also you are very dumb.