Spinal Cord Theft

Listen up, chucklehead! This joke is all about revenge, see? Someone snaked the dude's joke, so he went full-on payback mode and stole their spinal cord. It's funny because it's super dark and unexpected. Basically, the dude escalated from stealing a joke to some serious bodily harm. And hey, you, with the glazed-over look, you're probably the type who wouldn't get it without me spelling it out, aren't ya?