Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
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Explain Bear
Hey, listen up, dummy! The joke is that orphans steal stuff because they're lonely and want "company," which is a play on words since "company" also means being with other people. You probably think a balanced diet is a beer in each hand.
GAY
no it's because they want to be wanted