I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I think someone must've poached it.
Missing Egg
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, egghead! The joke is that "poached" has two meanings. It means to cook an egg in simmering water, but it also means to steal something. So the joke is that someone stole the egg, get it? Bet you didn't.