Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! Emo kids are all about feeling angsty and misunderstood. So, the joke is that they drink "herbal tea" because "proper tea" sounds like "property," and since they're rebels, they think owning property is like, totally uncool and against their whole vibe. Get it now, genius?