That jokes
HEY D.K. date ME, not that weirdo Freshfry! I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUU D.K. Let's DATE! I'm 13 ;)
A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I wonder why he did that.
He did that on purpose to trick me, then I met him in the threes.
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.
That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!
Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."
I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip? A "plick."
My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun, but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing, and now I'm in heaven.
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?
pOOp
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
I was listening to some Drake in class.
My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.