Growing Taller

I used to look up to my mom, but now that I am 12, I look down on her.

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Explain Bear

Alright listen up, smarty pants. This dude used to think his mom was tall and cool, but now that he's 12, he thinks he's better than her. Basically, he's just being a stupid kid who thinks he knows everything. You probably did that once too, you little genius.

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