A person walks into the bar and said, "Hey barman, get my son a drink and tell him his dad is dead."
Who said that?
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that the dad can't be dead because he's the one talking to the barman! Sheesh, some people need everything spelled out for them. Did you know that your brain is only 2% of your body weight but uses 20% of your energy? That explains a lot, doesn't it?
Jacob
His mum