That jokes

Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?

Hot Wheels.

Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!

Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.

What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.

Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.

Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."

There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.

Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.

You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.

My [blank] is long and yellow that can't swim.

A school bus full of children.

Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"

You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.

What do you call a kid that lives alone?

An orphan. ;)

Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!

Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?

Then he read my username and knew.

"Aww, it's a boy, let me cut off the ombelicul cored, sir, that's his penis!"

"It's a girl."

I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.

Me: I broke me bum.

Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.

"Say, Tenya, I heard you say that you hate Gwen. Will [you] join us!"

I got a text from Kb. She said: "Really Gwen said that! Will fine Idc! \"Hurt\""

Thanks a lot, Gwen!