That jokes
Man's got that big bati, you know.
Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?
Treon: How did you find that?!
Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!
Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!
Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!
Treon: We can't!
Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!
"The legend says Tinker Bell was good in jerkin' off Peter with her tiny fingers, but it pains me to think that Captain Hook was a closeted-sadist boyfriend."
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
You're so skinny that people can't even see you.
Yo mama is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
Your hairline is so far back that not even God knows about it.
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
What is a car that runs and can't?
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!
What do dogs do that trees don't do?
Answer: They bark!
badoom ching
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
Q: Why did the blind man fall into the well?
A: Because he couldn't see that well.
Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.
And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.
"Brandon, tell the teacher that I'm with Ms. Polack."
I was gonna tell you a pun about a bin but,
bin there, done that.