That jokes
Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"
Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.
Me: I broke me bum.
Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.
Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.
You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.
"Say, Tenya, I heard you say that you hate Gwen. Will [you] join us!"
I got a text from Kb. She said: "Really Gwen said that! Will fine Idc! \"Hurt\""
Thanks a lot, Gwen!
Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.
Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!
Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?
Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?
A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I wonder why he did that.
He did that on purpose to trick me, then I met him in the threes.
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)