That jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
Joke: "7 8 9" (seven eight nine), why is 8 (eight) scared of 7 (seven)?
Answer: This is because; in "7 8 9", 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.
A friend warned me that if I voted for Goldwater in 1964, we'd end up bombing North Viet Nam.
Well, I voted for him anyway, and sure enough, we ended up bombing North Viet Nam.
Let's beat that "lEtS gET 69 LikEs anD CoMmEntS" with 21 dislikes on this post. #21gang
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.
Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.
Did you hear that nursing homes keep returning the new Paul Walkers?
They let the elderly move fast, but then burst into flames and burn the patients alive.
What do you say to a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.
Miss Kadie, I heard that the Westboro Baptist Church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people.
Pastor: Welcome to the gay matters church.
Miss Kadie: Stop that, you know that God hates gay people.
Me: Stop that, vegan teacher.
Pastor: You deserve to die.
- I attack
Oil and Ass.
Big Phat Wet Ass Orgy 2.
Bubble Butt Bonanza 2.
Big Bubble-Butt Cheerleaders 2.
Big Wet Butts 5.
There Will Be Cum 9.
Mandingo Rocks That Ass.
Big Butts Like It Big 2.
Blowjob Ninjas 5.
Keep It Right There 2.
Big Wet Brazilian Asses! 6
My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.
The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.
Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
What do you call a door that's a man? A door, man.
Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.