That jokes

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I went for a swim in the river that crosses Mexico, and I saw a Mexican, aka a wetback, swimming across. I asked, and he said, "I'm a wetback."

What do you call an owl that does magic?

Hooodini.

"Wanna hear a joke?"

"Sure."

"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."

"That was pretty DAD!"

Joke: "7 8 9" (seven eight nine), why is 8 (eight) scared of 7 (seven)?

Answer: This is because; in "7 8 9", 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.

Two tourists climb a mountain that utters certain doom.

One tourist falls down. The tourist that's still on the mountain says, "You ok down there?"

The other tourist says, "Can't I just rest in peace?!"

Why don't Jedis make puns that often?

They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)

You know buddy, that is really...

boroning.

I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.

Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!

My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.

The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.

It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.

Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"

Am I the only one here that actually tried to kill myself 15 times and failed every time and landed up in the hospital every time?

I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.

Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.

So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?

What do you call a door that's a man? A door, man.

Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.

Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.

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"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.

Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.