That jokes

Boy: I'm dead.

Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?

Boy: No, I was just born this way.

What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?

A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴

What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?

Long John Silvers or Captain D's.

"We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that."

I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...

"When I heard that not arguing or fighting in a relationship represents a lack of interest, that's when my girlfriend started missing her makeup box."

My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.

I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.

If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:

So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.

What’s one thing a man can do that a woman can’t?

Sit down and shut up.

I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.

SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.

I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.

Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.

Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.

If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?

Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.

I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.

I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?

Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.

My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”

That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].

A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.

Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.

Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?

My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.