That jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.

What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.

How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.

Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?

A. A Billy Goose.

What do you call a school that can talk?

A school with a face!

There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.

"We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that."

How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!

This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...

"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"

"Hay, can you help me to her on..." No, that is gross. I meant my car.

What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?

Long John Silvers or Captain D's.

Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.

Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.

Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"

I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."

How does she know I have that?

My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.

I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.

Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sourpuss.

Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way, someone is excited to see you!

Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.

They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it's poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.