That jokes

Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?

It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.

That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.

The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”

Then she said that's true.

I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.

Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.

Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL

I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅

My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"

How did the toilet react when it received a gift?

That was so pot full (thoughtful)!

The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.

Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!

How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?

One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.

When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃

When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟

Green beans, potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me.

Like, if you hate wearing a mask.

Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!

True story by the way.

So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.

The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"

Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D

Yesterday I had a party.

I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.

I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!

Yesterday I had a party in my basement.

I got questioned a lot about 5 dead kids in the corner shut in a box. I did that when I was 13, damn I forgot about them!

Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.