That jokes

What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?

A megasus!

Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.

These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.

I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.

Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔

Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!

Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣

Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?

Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."

They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it's poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.

What do you call a factory that makes okay products?

"A satisfactory."

What do us emos all have in common?

Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."

A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”

The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”

SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.

One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"

The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"

Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!

What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.

What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?

Panera Sed!

Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.

"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝

Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.