That jokes
Did you hear that the cameraman got arrested? He shot a film.
A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
Memes
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?
OMg!