That jokes

What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?

Open wide, here comes the plane!

What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?

Nacho cheese.

Yo mama's so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.

Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.

What do you call seagulls that fly over the bay? Bagels.

Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!

Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.

Orphan: I finally have a father!

God: And who is that?

Orphan: You!

God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.

Orphan: :l

Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?

I just wanted to say, Prince, that that "qwen" you were chatting with is totally fake! I haven't talked to you all day, I swear!

I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.

Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!

I didn’t do that.

Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.

Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!

"Prince, why that girl, not me! What about me!!!!!!!"

If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?

Lynx: For that cheap teenage smell of desperation.

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.