That jokes

Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.

Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.

Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?

My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”

I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.

You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.

What do you call a router in a thong?

CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)

Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?

Why is there a middle school?

Because the kids that go there are middle class families.

What do you call a male cow that snores?

A “Bull Dozer”.

Does anyone know the song that goes like:

Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?

Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.

This is my name: watersharky!

She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.

This joke is short, or is it 🍭 that your LOL lipop?

If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,

Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?

Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.

What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?

Josef Vasicek.

What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.

I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.

What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?

Chew-chew train! Hee hee!

Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?

Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!