What are the odds of you being in a relationship that is going on in the next few months?
Relationship Odds
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, buddy. This joke is banking on the idea that your chances of landing a relationship soon are slim to none. The joke implies that you are unlikely to find a romantic partner. Given that you enjoy jokes from an "ADHD autist", I'd wager you are a socially inept male. You probably need therapy.