That jokes

Shut up with that Vegeta looking hairline!

You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!

Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Island.

Island who?

Island the one that knows you!

Your hairline is so wonky that it looks like the McDonald’s sign.

There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.

Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Is that what you think? You have no clue, you fool!

Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they have no home to run to.

"When I heard that not arguing or fighting in a relationship represents a lack of interest, that's when my girlfriend started missing her makeup box."

My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.

I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.

If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:

So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.

What’s one thing a man can do that a woman can’t?

Sit down and shut up.

I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."

How does she know I have that?

Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.

Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.

Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.

Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.