What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
That Jokes
Did you hear that the cameraman got arrested? He shot a film.
A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
Me: "Hey, get my joke on that timeline."
Her: "No."
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
