That jokes
What do you call a kid that's in the fire? Hot Wheels.
Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarrassed that he doesn’t speak anymore...what an idiot!”
What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Perform fellatio.
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's a man's favorite thing that starts with "m" and ends with "arriage?"
Miscarriage.
Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.
"Yo mama's so fat, that I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing today!"
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.
A cow was walking down the road, and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky, so it said, "That is an a-moo-zing cloud!"
Me: That’s a good WAVE.
Friend: I SEA it.
Wave: Doesn't break for us to surf on.
Me: I was SHORE it would be good.
Friend: I SEA what you did there.
I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that?" She replied, "I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood."
How did the air beat me at chess? It did that thing, haha!
One day my pet barked at me and so I got scared and was my dad actually. It was weird, you should’ve saw him and so the day goes on because he likes to run around the house that he likes to do it out 😂😂😂😂😱
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.
A guy cut me in the lunch line. After that, a rock was thrown at him by my friend.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---