That jokes
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
Moo!
Cow: I was just about to say that!
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
Memes
Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
I have a fish that can breakdance! Only once though, and only for 20 seconds...
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
That shit was trash. You can't handle me.
Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.
I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sourpuss.
Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way, someone is excited to see you!
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
What do you call headphones that walk out on their children? Deadbeats.
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?