Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
That Jokes
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."
Woman gets pulled over by a cop.
Cop: "Ma'am, have you been drinking?"
Lady: "No, officer."
Cop: "What's that in your cup then, ma'am?"
Lady: "Just water, officer."
Cop: "Looks like wine to me."
Lady: "Oh my god, Jesus did it again!"
Husband: Can we try anal tonight? Wife: Fuck that shit! Husband: That's the spirit!
Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
My fitness guru said that if I got raped, it would help me in future marathons.
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hang out.
I've seen them hanging all day.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
