That jokes

Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.

It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.

There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.

What do you tell twins that are in love with each other?

Go fuck yourselves!

What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?

A white elephant.

Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.

I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.

In 69, the 6 looks like someone facing up. The 9 looks like someone facing down.

69 looks like 2 people suck each other’s dick. That means, L7.

I miss understood that, Miss Understood.

I hit something when I pulled into my driveway.

And then I noticed that my cat was missing.

The doe comes out of the woods, shakes herself, and says,

"I can't believe I did that for 2 bucks!"

Me walking in to the office:

Principal: Tell me what you did?

Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?

Rolls Royce.

Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.

What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?

"That is very Wong."

For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?

"Chancel culture!"

Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.

And 100% of men don’t care.

My mom told me that her doctor told her personally that she had to keep herself isolated because she has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great ass.

It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.

You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?

When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...

...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)

So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...

How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.

There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.