Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?
Missing Fingers
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Okay, so basically, this dummy points out the obvious to a person with no fingers. And then the person is like, "Dude, why you gotta be so obvious?" It's funny because, well, it's just a dumb thing to say, ya know? You're so smart that I bet that you still use training wheels on your bicycle.