Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.
That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.
Mummy Leaves Home
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Hey, listen up, dummy! So, this mummy dude chills in his tomb for 3000 years, right? Then he's all like, "I'm old enough to move out!" Get it? Like a teenager leaving their parents' house, but, you know, a mummy. It's lame, I know. And you probably didn't, considering you are probably some type of nerd or something similar, so I explained it.