That jokes
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.
Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"
Me: Okay, Papyrus. I'm no Sherlock Bones, but I'd say that Storyspin Sans is the Imposter.
You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
You're so full of shit that the toilet's jealous.
My sister thinks she's sooooo smart. She said that the only food that makes you cry is onions, therefore I threw a coconut at her.
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.
You: Well, your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you don't even know how to do that.
And your IQ is 5.
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.
Now ain't that cool?
I should name my dog Ariana Grande.
That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande.
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
My stepdad took me to work, and he told me I could climb trees.
I woke up in a hospital. Wait, did I mention that my stepdad was a lumberjack?