That jokes

What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop!

I miss understood that, Miss Understood.

What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?

A white elephant.

It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.

There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.

I hit something when I pulled into my driveway.

And then I noticed that my cat was missing.

I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.

In 69, the 6 looks like someone facing up. The 9 looks like someone facing down.

69 looks like 2 people suck each other’s dick. That means, L7.

What do you tell twins that are in love with each other?

Go fuck yourselves!

Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.

Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.

You: Well, your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you don't even know how to do that.

And your IQ is 5.

Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.

🎨🧑🏻‍🦰 day was that good fun day at home 🏠. I had to the earth and I love it when you get a home and walk walk home from school and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠. Was your birthday 🎁? I did.

Why did the orphan go to church?

So that they had someone to call father.

Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.

Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!

Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.

You were born on the highway. That's where most accidents happen.

When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?

I think that you're an accident!

What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?

An orphan.