That jokes

Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.

Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock!

Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.

Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!

Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.

Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.

My friend: What's that supposed to mean?

Me: O B C D.

What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?

Wrong тайминг.

Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?

Doctor: Yep.

Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.

Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Dooris." "Dooris who?" "Door is locked, that's why I'm knocking!"

Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.

What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?

"That is very Wong."

I played Uno with my Mexican friend.

That bastard took all the green cards!

Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.

I yo yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo, yo-yo yo-yo you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you ha! Frick, fuck, gosh dang, you’re so big that you can’t ride. This is Builder.

Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.

Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.

Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.

An Ob-Gyn asks a lady to put her feet up on the stirrups.

Doctor: My God, you have the biggest vagina I’ve ever seen!

Woman: You don’t have to say that twice.

Doctor: I didn’t.

My wife (or husband) told me to get six cans of Sprite from the grocery store.

I had just realized when I got home that I had picked up 7-Up.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.