That jokes

I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the 💕 love of your life!💕

And the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!!

Comment those numbers to lock it in!!😄

My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.

Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!

Another Nazi joke.

Did Nazi that coming?

Did Jew?

Did you know that the shovel was a groundbreaking invention?

The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.

So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.

The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.

Well, that was a blow up!

What do you call a titan that can't swim?

TITANic

If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?

Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.

Orphan: My parents!

Me: You know that word?

You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.

Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?

In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.

Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.

What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?

Their ankles.

Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.

"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?

Is HE goated with the sauce?"

Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.

And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.