Did you hear about the emo kid that tried to high-five a tree? It left him hanging.
That Jokes
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowshiped in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church?
Anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar.
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
If Canada had to apologise for Bryan Adams on several occasions, it's only fair that Americans are tortured and waterboarded for bringing Katy Perry and Carrie Underwood to the world!
I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.
Guy feels something on his back.
“Oh God, please let that be a rifle.”
“Nope. I’m just real happy to see you.”
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
"Yo mama is so fat that when I buried her, she made the Earth round."
Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"
On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
My nan broke her toe on a brick today. Last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire. Does that now mean I have to tow her back to the doctors?
