That jokes
The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
Memes
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many gray hares it has.
When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.