That jokes

My math teacher walked by and asked me, "What is that?"

I said, "Paper."

She said, "Really?"

I said, "Yeah, do you need glasses?"

What do you call it when you're dead because of that one drink in Panera Bread? Panera dead.

They say there is power in numbers.

Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.

My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?

Is that a mirror in your pocket?

'Cause I can see myself in your pants.

I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.

Did you know that the shovel was a groundbreaking invention?

If your boyfriend doesn't get your fruit puns, you got to let that mango.

Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.

Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

Pork-chop!

The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.

First human comes.

Sans: That was pun intended.

That is not a joke hahahahhaha.

My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.

Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?

In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.

Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?

Draggin' these balls across your face.

You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.

Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:

"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."

A Catholic gay male that is well-endowed goes to confession, and while he is inside the confessional booth, the Catholic priest is sucking his dick, and he says to the Catholic priest, "What are you doing, Father?"

And the priest says, "It's called giving a blowjob."

And the Catholic gay male says, "Why are you giving me a blowjob, Father, inside the confessional booth?"

And the Catholic priest says, "If there was no glory hole in the confessional booth, my son, it would not be called a confessional booth in the first place."