That jokes
Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
My fitness guru said that if I got raped, it would help me in future marathons.
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hang out.
I've seen them hanging all day.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣.
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.
The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is that the police lights are different.
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.