That jokes
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
Yo mama so ugly, that when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho- HOLY SHIT!"
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
Why did an old man fall in a well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
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What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
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