Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣.
That Jokes
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.
The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is that the police lights are different.
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
God = what I hope to be.
Devil = what I can't accept.
I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.
Once when I was 6, I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree.
Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl!
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology.
Is your ass jealous of the shit that came out of your fucking mouth?
I hate people that hate life.
Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.
*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that its family photo?
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
