That jokes

Orphan

Why can an orphan never get picked up?

Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL

Mama

Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"

Fitness

My fitness guru said that if I got raped, it would help me in future marathons.

Titanic

What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.

Emo kid

I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hang out.

I've seen them hanging all day.

Blonde

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

Emo

You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...

Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.

Pilot

I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.

Laugh

When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.

Pole

My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.

Hairline

I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.

Mom

Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.

Flap

Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣.

Sense

They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.

It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.

Politician

Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?

His name is Vladimir Pootin.

Part

The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is that the police lights are different.

Wheelchair

Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.

Dick

Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.