Michael Jackson's Crotch Grab

Listen up, you genius! So, Michael Jackson, right? King of Pop, moonwalk, all that jazz. He had this thing where he'd always grab his crotch during performances. Super famous, super obvious. The joke is, like, what if he was *just now* noticing it? Like, 'Whoa, my hand is *there*? Wild!' It's funny 'cause it's so absurd for something so iconic and deliberate to be 'unnoticed.' You get it, right? Probably not. You're probably still trying to figure out how to tie your shoelaces.