100+ Best Text Jokes - Page 8 - Worst Jokes Ever

Bull Shit

Anonymous · 5 years ago

What does B.I.B.L.E. stand for?

Bull Shit In Book Lacking Evidence.

Does it cycle now?

Gibberish

Anonymous · 6 years ago

Nnnbgfdddddrr.

English

~MACKEN~ · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a text message conversation. One person says they heard the other failed English. The second person responds with typos and grammatical errors like "who telled you?" and "it is unpossible," and "I sawed the result yesterday, I passed away," proving the first person's point. The conversation ends with an exchange of "Okay bye" and "Bye bye. God blast u...!!!"

Dym

Peter Griffin · 5 years ago

I (DYM 117)

Chapter

Anonymous Parrot · 1 year ago

Accounting Chapter 12: Long-term Liabilities (FULL TEXT)

Emo

Alan_Byt · 4 years ago

An emo texted a tree, "Wanna hang out?"

The tree ghosted her.

Food

d · 8 years ago

fff.

Girlfriend

I M A P ness · 5 years ago

So, I text my girlfriend and told her I wanted to get inside her. Can you believe she replied: "Not again brother, I'm only 8."

Money

Aiden · 5 years ago

Son: Mom, can I borrow $50?

Mom: What? NO WAY! Do you think money grows on trees?

Son: Mom, what is money made of?

Mom: Paper.

Son: Where does paper come from?

Mom: . . .

Song

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a screenshot of a YouTube video with the title "5 Lil Pump songs playing at once", a comment below says "this is what albert einstein listened to before he wrote the bible".

Boyfriend

ur momy · 3 years ago

alex

The image is a three panel collage of a young woman with long dark hair. The first panel is a close-up of her face looking sad with a single tear. The second panel shows her looking upward with a finger pulling her eyelid down. The third panel shows her smiling directly at the camera. The text above the image reads: "When he cute, loyal, texts back in 2 seconds, likes the same music as u, and puts up with ur mood swings and attitude."

Message

Chexers · 2 years ago

A screenshot of two text messages from "Grandma". The first message, sent 1 minute ago, reads: "Why are you posting on Facebook about not having nut in November?" The second message, sent now, reads: "If you developed a nut allergy I need to modify my recipes. Call me back."

Emergency

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a text message exchange. One message reads, "911 what's your emergency?" The other message reads, "I got stabbed." Below the text is a warthog wearing a chef's hat.

Text message

JakeFromFakeFarm · 3 years ago

Too relatable

A screenshot of a text conversation with "Mom" shows messages that read, "Where are you? x," followed by a series of replies from the other party that escalate from "I'm coming hoe" to "*home," then "Home!" and "HOM!" ending with "Fucking piece of shit". The second, third and fourth message shows a red exclamation mark, indicating that the message has not been delivered.

Text message

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A text message conversation. It starts with a message from "fbi agent" saying "You welcome, don't mess this up king". Followed by a question "Wyd", the reply "playing xbox with the boys", then "you?" and finally a message saying: "Parents aren't home come over".

Tip

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A billboard on a highway with multiple cars in the foreground. The billboard reads: "Texting while driving KILLS. For more driving tips, text "SAFETY" to 79191."

Home

Anonymous · 3 years ago

I’m so good at this game

A character in a video game is holding a sign that reads: "They need a home (think of the children)." Another sign on a stand to the right reads "$1000 = one orphan inside of my basement".

Reader

Anonymous · 1 year ago

A meme with the text "Do you think Explain-r can read this?" written in a variety of fonts, colors and angles.

Robbery

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a text message exchange. In the first message, the sender says, "You a pussy ass nigga." The recipient replies, "Who is this?" The sender responds, "The nigga you robbed." The recipient claims it's the "wrong number". The sender says "Get that nigga cuh" and the recipient says "I'm trying."

Finger

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is split into two parts. The top part shows Bill Nye looking off to the side with the text "Consider the following" written on a blue background. The bottom part shows a close-up of a finger being caught in a bottle opener.

Community talk

Addiɛ

I js fucking can't do this today. I went to go dishes and my friends birthday party got moved from noon to 12 and my mom starts asking me all these questions I can't process so I just answer the one I heard the most ,which was where my friends address and I told my mom I'd text it to her and than she starts yelling at me and I'm just there TRYING TO FO THE FUCKING DISHES WHILE SHE'S YELLING AT ME. I'm sorry? Who is p… Read more

𝔓𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔡 ℌ𝔬

somelne text me, keep me awake

𝔓𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔡 ℌ𝔬

guys rui stopped texting me im so sad i wanna cry wahh