WHEN THE IMPOSTER IS SUS! AHAHAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING! DIDIDING! DUN DUN! DING DING DING DING DING DING DING! DING DING DING DIDIDIDING
There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.
Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
One day you see a girl climb a pole and ask her, "Why are you climbing that pole?" "Because a boy paid me to." "He did that to see your underwear." "Oh. Ok."
The next day you see her do the same thing. "Why are you doing the same thing?" "Well, I got him this time. I did not wear underwear."
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"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
I'm so poor that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say, "Ding Dong!"
Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.
Imposter is SuS!?
When you think of the word simp, you think of a girl. Girl stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is ding dong. Put them together and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single fucking soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG
bully : oh look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt ay ay ay
Me : ding, ding, sing oh did you hear that its the elevator cause your not on my level .......
bully : u_u .......
crwd : Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
What is the best way to make a leaf. Go down back around and stir up a tree. Make it spin watch again. Oven baking ding we're done!
Knock knock? who’s the there? Cow said, cow said what ? Cow says moo you ding dong
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
suck on my big fat ding dong you idiot
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STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG
AMONG US IMPOSTER VENTED RED SUS AMOGUS EMERGENCY MEETING SABOTAGED DEAD BODY REPORTED HAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING...DINGDINGDING, DUN DUN
yo mama so poor when I rang her door bell she said "Ding"
