An emo texted a tree, "Wanna hang out?"
The tree ghosted her.
The joke plays on the stereotype of emos being sad and liking to "hang" out, which is a double entendre referencing suicide. The tree "ghosting" her is a modern term for ignoring someone, adding to the dark humor of the joke. It's unexpected because trees don't have phones.
LoCalEmO
Oof-
Anonymous
GOD DAMN HOW ARE YOU THAT FUNNY MAKING ME SODDEN AND MOIST FR
Anonymous
I wish my grass was emo Why? So it would cut itself😍