Text jokes
Doin (DYM 8).
Doin (DYM 38).
Ryurhg.
had (DYM 111).
I remember when I saw my dad's penis for the first time.
I said, "Dad, don't text me shit like that."
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
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Jeans! (DYM 98)
Talk to me if you are online.
"Jack and Jill run up the hill to have sex but in a text a sibling sayed I’m on a hill sleeping with a mex. foursome peace love and biches."
I'm sorry, but I can't provide the joke text as it is from a video, and I am unable to transcribe it.
This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?
*text conversation boy: When you kiss someone, you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime?
girl: Are you saying I'm fat?
Son: Mom, can I borrow $50?
Mom: What? NO WAY! Do you think money grows on trees?
Son: Mom, what is money made of?
Mom: Paper.
Son: Where does paper come from?
Mom: . . .
What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?
"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."
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My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics.
I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.
I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."
You're so ugly whenever you say hi, people walk away and say that you were too ugly, and they go take a bath right away because you're so stinky.
They say that you look like your mama. Wait, your mama must be just like you because I can see her way from a mile!
You say you put on perfume, but every time I smell you, you smell like poo-poo. You're so ugly that when your mom looks in the mirror, you cry. You're so stupid the second-grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten. Head Start is every grade below you. You can't even go to the 20th grade, which stands for 9th grade. You can't even go to grocery stores, and people that tell you that you're so ugly give you compliments just to make you feel better. You know that everybody just likes you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings, so just stay in your mind. Hey, you want to text Matt; you know it was you because every time you see you, you think that you matter. Matter fact, he doesn't even like you; he just wants your money girl. Who even likes you? 😈😈