Accounting Chapter 12: Long-term Liabilities (FULL TEXT)
Text Jokes
What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?
"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
One spelling mistake can completely ruin your marriage.
I accidentally texted my wife, "I’m having a wonderful time. I wish you were her."
Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100.
Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.
When I’m bored, I text a random number, “I hid the body... now what?”
BREAKING NEWS
All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
I'm sorry, but I can't provide the joke text as it is from a video, and I am unable to transcribe it.
This is a link to a YouTube channel. No joke text provided.
You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.
Ryurhg.
I am sorry, but the joke is in Urdu, which I cannot process. Please provide the joke text in English.
Why can’t you private text someone in a community?
Because a community has more than two people.
If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
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My ex's dad died while she was texting me. She said she had a boyfriend, but I told her I had a dad.
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
t Vuhy;.8ol,9ij.