Exclamation jokes
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
Holy cow!
What do you say when the toilet is clogged?
Oh shit!
Daday, chill, piss. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"Mmmmmmmm, daddy, f*ck me harder. I love you, daddy, mmmm. I luv your cock, mmmm, lick me, lick my clit, daddy!"
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"?
First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander:
"The canons be ready, Captain!"
"Are," says the Captain (correcting their grammar).
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed!
Mooning is very astrological!
FUCK OFF GULLER!
How's it going @#$!
You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"
What did Mother Mary say when God farted? Jesus Christ, you stink!
What did Katie say when her house burnt down?
"HOLY SMOKES!"
A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another guy. "What's going on here!?" he exclaims.
The wife replies, "See, I told you he was stupid."
What's the first thing you say in anal sex..... "Holy shit!"
Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie...
And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised, and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!" I immediately stopped watching and changed the channel.
Fuck off!
My friend showed me his broken finger, and I said, "JESUS!" He said his name is Jake.
A cat in the desert be like:
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What’s something you can say at a Christian summer camp and during a blind date?
"Good Lord, this is fun!"