Exclamation jokes
What’s something you can say at a Christian summer camp and during a blind date?
"Good Lord, this is fun!"
You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"
What's the first thing you say in anal sex..... "Holy shit!"
What did Mother Mary say when God farted? Jesus Christ, you stink!
A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another guy. "What's going on here!?" he exclaims.
The wife replies, "See, I told you he was stupid."
A cat in the desert be like:
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daday, chill, piss. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
The Sunday school teacher is a little concerned that his kids might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, “Where is Jesus today?”
Little Suzy replies, “He’s in heaven.”
Little Mary replies, “He’s in my heart.”
Little Johnny says, “He’s in the bathroom!”
The teacher says, “How do you know this?”
Then little Johnny says, “Well, every morning my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells, “Jesus Christ are you still in there!?””
My friend showed me his broken finger, and I said, "JESUS!" He said his name is Jake.
Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie...
And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised, and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!" I immediately stopped watching and changed the channel.
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
What do you say when the toilet is clogged?
Oh shit!
FUCK OFF GULLER!
How's it going @#$!
"Mmmmmmmm, daddy, f*ck me harder. I love you, daddy, mmmm. I luv your cock, mmmm, lick me, lick my clit, daddy!"
Fuck off!
Holy cow!
Mooning is very astrological!
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"?
First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander:
"The canons be ready, Captain!"
"Are," says the Captain (correcting their grammar).
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed!
