Exclamation jokes
The Sunday school teacher is a little concerned that his kids might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, “Where is Jesus today?”
Little Suzy replies, “He’s in heaven.”
Little Mary replies, “He’s in my heart.”
Little Johnny says, “He’s in the bathroom!”
The teacher says, “How do you know this?”
Then little Johnny says, “Well, every morning my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells, “Jesus Christ are you still in there!?””
A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another guy. "What's going on here!?" he exclaims.
The wife replies, "See, I told you he was stupid."
You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
What’s something you can say at a Christian summer camp and during a blind date?
"Good Lord, this is fun!"
What did Mother Mary say when God farted? Jesus Christ, you stink!
How's it going @#$!
What do you say when the toilet is clogged?
Oh shit!
Holy cow!
Daday, chill, piss. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
A cat in the desert be like:
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
Oh well, I.H.N.! I.H.N.!! I.H.N.!!!
Bomb.
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
"You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!"
In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
