Gru Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Lyric

Anonymous · 8 years ago

What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."

Movie

Gru · 7 years ago

You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!

Toilet

stillwaiting.. · 3 years ago

The image shows a close-up of Gru's face from the movie Despicable Me. He has wide, worried eyes and a slight, nervous smile. Above him is the text: "When you flush the toilet and the water starts rising".

Slavery

Anonymous · 5 years ago

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Hello Kitty

Bash · 4 years ago

You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

Bean

Anonymous · 7 years ago

Beans

Grape

Daniel King · 6 years ago

What is purple, small, and rinsed off in a drainer?

A bunch of grapes! 🍇

Gorilla

Anonymous · 5 years ago

Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.

Girl

Cahyani Ambara · 3 years ago

Me all the time :

The image shows two different characters. The top panel shows Elsa from the movie Frozen with text "Girls at my school:". The lower panel shows a character resembling Gru dressed as a pink fairy princess with text "Me:". Under the two panels, it says "YOU MAKE A great fairy princess."

Toilet

Why should you care · 1 year ago

OH NO

The image shows a close-up of Gru's face with a worried expression and slightly squinted eyes. The text above the face reads: "When you flush the toilet and the water starts rising."

Meme

PussyTickler · 3 years ago

no meme srry

A cartoon character, Gru, is holding a gun.

Cock

PussyTickler · 3 years ago

There is no meme, Whip out your cock

A close-up of Gru from the movie "Despicable Me", holding a handgun and staring directly at the camera with a faint smile. The gun is pointed at the viewer. There is no additional text on the image.

Meme

whenthe · 3 years ago

There Is No Meme.

Gru is holding a gun to the viewer. Text overlay: "There Is No Meme."

Text

freddyfatbear · 3 years ago

top text

A close-up of Gru's face with a slightly unsettling grin and wide eyes. The text "top text" is above his head.

Movie

GRU69420 · 2 years ago

A still image from the movie 'Despicable Me' shows Gru wearing a gray scarf and black coat while pointing to the right. In the background, there is a Space Killer ride and other characters are visible in a distorted view.

Plan

Why should you care · 1 year ago

Who did that

A cartoon character, Gru, is shown in six panels. In the first three, Gru is showing his plans to fly to, shrink, and grab the moon. In the fourth panel, he shows a plan to sit on the toilet. The last panel shows a close-up of Gru with text "Wait... what?"

Community talk

Chunke Monke

ello guys, me have conspiracy theory. i tink Gru from Despicable Me is related to Dracula from Hotel hotel Transylvania because they both r russian and hav big pointy nose

MEGAMIND

Poll · 2 years ago

am i better then GRU and VECTOR?

Vector oh ya

Poll · 2 years ago

Vector vs Gru fight who will win