Gru Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Lyric

What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."

Movie

You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!

Memes

Toilet

The image shows a close-up of Gru's face from the movie Despicable Me. He has wide, worried eyes and a slight, nervous smile. Above him is the text: "When you flush the toilet and the water starts rising".

Bean

Beans

Hello Kitty

You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

Grandma

When your grandma says she's rusty but still manages to teach you.

Grape

What is purple, small, and rinsed off in a drainer?

A bunch of grapes! 🍇

Utterance

gdqvgj

Memes

Girl

Me all the time :

The image shows two different characters. The top panel shows Elsa from the movie Frozen with text "Girls at my school:". The lower panel shows a character resembling Gru dressed as a pink fairy princess with text "Me:". Under the two panels, it says "YOU MAKE A great fairy princess."

Toilet

OH NO

The image shows a close-up of Gru's face with a worried expression and slightly squinted eyes. The text above the face reads: "When you flush the toilet and the water starts rising."

Meme

no meme srry

A cartoon character, Gru, is holding a gun.

Cock

There is no meme, Whip out your cock

A close-up of Gru from the movie "Despicable Me", holding a handgun and staring directly at the camera with a faint smile. The gun is pointed at the viewer. There is no additional text on the image.

Meme

There Is No Meme.

Gru is holding a gun to the viewer. Text overlay: "There Is No Meme."

Text

top text

A close-up of Gru's face with a slightly unsettling grin and wide eyes. The text "top text" is above his head.

Movie

A still image from the movie 'Despicable Me' shows Gru wearing a gray scarf and black coat while pointing to the right. In the background, there is a Space Killer ride and other characters are visible in a distorted view.

Plan

Who did that

A cartoon character, Gru, is shown in six panels. In the first three, Gru is showing his plans to fly to, shrink, and grab the moon. In the fourth panel, he shows a plan to sit on the toilet. The last panel shows a close-up of Gru with text "Wait... what?"

Community

ello guys, me have conspiracy theory. i tink Gru from Despicable Me is related to Dracula from Hotel hotel Transylvania because they both r russian and hav big pointy nose

Poll

am i better then GRU and VECTOR?

Poll

Vector vs Gru fight who will win