Tell jokes
How can you tell if Google is a girl?
It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!
A doctor is telling three women what they are addicted to.
He says to the first one, "You are addicted to money, you named your daughter Penny."
He says to the second one, "You are addicted to food, you named your daughter Candy."
Then the third one whispers to her son, "Come on, Dick, let's go."
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to screw a lightbulb?
Tell Jacko that the bulb is a 6-year-old boy.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
"Can I tell you a paper joke?" I said, "But it is pretty terrible."
How to tell if you're depressed? You came to a website called "worst jokes ever.com" looking for a quick smile.
Teacher: Tell me what's the solution of this equation? 30g + 24y + 15a - x^3 = 0
Student: 69 gay = xxx
Teacher: You're out!!!
Student lies down on the floor, and then teacher starts f...ing him ^_*
😂😂😂😂
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
Wife: Stop telling rape jokes, it's not funny. Husband: Who raped you this morning?
Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today and treat others how you want to be treated!
Rate your day on a scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment [on] what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.
Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.
I
hate
you!
What did the cupcake tell its frosting?
I’d be muffin without you.
Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from the feminists.
A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon. He tells those who believe in God to stand up and leave.
To the children who don't leave, he says, "Do not worry my children, I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."
He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.
Give a blind kid a torch and tell him it's a hairdryer.
To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.