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Why is an orphan good at being naughty?

Because they don't have no one to tell them off.

Dear Kenya, love of life,

Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!

Love you a million times more!

Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.

How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.

Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?

Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.

Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.

Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.

Mans Down Bad

An image shows the character Megamind looking down at a small figure. The text above reads: "When your friend tells your crush that you like her so you tell his crush he's gay." Below the image is: "Oh you're a villain alright, just not a super one!"

Ur dad is gay!

Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.

I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Tell your mom happy last night emoji in my bed

What did the bull tell his son before it went for college?

Bye-son.

Roses are red, my pencil is blunt.

A parrot trapped on a roof keeps telling the fire crew to f*ck off!

I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.