I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.
I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.
Dangerous Teacher
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that the teacher is so mean that she would literally kill you if you made fun of her. It plays on the stereotype of teachers being strict, but takes it to an extreme. I know you don't go to school, but I heard that you had to repeat the first grade 3 times.