Your moms so fat, when she sat on walmart, she lowered the prices!
Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet cuz she is worldwide
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says “hey dad! Whatcha doin?” His father says “I’m filling your moms tank” Johnny says, “oh yeah well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because th milk man filled her up this morning.”
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck
guy spills milk on a me i say " it's OK we all make mistakes sometimes but apparently your mom made a big one
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself... #victoryroyale
Bully: "Nobody loves you." Me: "Aww, it must have hurt when your mom told you that."
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
On Xbox live an orphan can say they f ed your mom so you can say at least mine didnt die from it.
Kid: Are you gay? Me: No im straighter than the pole your mom dances on.
My favourite s3x position is ‘WOW’ its where I flip your MOM upside down
Roses are red, violets are blue. Your mom isn't here because she doesn't love you.
one day i was walking down the streets and then i saw something really funny and then i run and i saw a boomer but i dont really know what im talking about lol
your mom is so stupid she stopped at a stop sign because it never said go
Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top a gas station, she will lower the prices.
I'm not saying I hate you. I'm just saying that if I could go back in time I'd give your mom a coat hanger.
I was told to burn calories so I threw your mom in the fire.
your mom
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and ur dad is a woman?
Transparent
Your mom said can you get to the dick game
