Guyya boi6 years agoguy spills milk on a me i say " it's OK we all make mistakes sometimes but apparently your mom made a big one
MomAnonymous5 years agoWhen your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself... #victoryroyale
RoastLola4 years agoBully: "Nobody loves you." Me: "Aww, it must have hurt when your mom told you that."
MomMorbid6 years agoWhat does your mom and a slinky have in common?They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
OrphanRandom Person5 years agoOn Xbox live an orphan can say they f ed your mom so you can say at least mine didnt die from it.
RoastEgg cena2 years agoRoses are red, violets are blue. Your mom isn't here because she doesn't love you.
AbortionAnonymous3 years agoI'm not saying I hate you. I'm just saying that if I could go back in time I'd give your mom a coat hanger.