Your mom jokes
Your mom's so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices!
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.
Guy spills milk on me. I say, "It's okay, we all make mistakes sometimes, but apparently your mom made a big one."
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself... #victoryroyale
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says, "Hey dad! Whatcha doin'?"
His father says, "I'm filling your mom's tank."
Johnny says, "Oh yeah, well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because the milk man filled her up this morning."
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see them tumbling down the stairs.
Bully: "Nobody loves you."
Me: "Aww, it must have hurt when your mom told you that."
On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."
Kid: Are you gay?
Me: No, I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.
My favorite sex position is ‘WOW.’ It's where I flip your mom upside down.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Your mom isn't here because she doesn't love you.
Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top of a gas station, she will lower the prices.
I'm not saying I hate you. I'm just saying that if I could go back in time, I'd give your mom a coat hanger.
I was told to burn calories, so I threw your mom in the fire.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your mom.
Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.
What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
They’re both in my bed.
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
your mom