Your Mom Jokes

What do vacuums and your mom have in common?

They both suck

guy spills milk on a me i say " it's OK we all make mistakes sometimes but apparently your mom made a big one

When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself... #victoryroyale

Bully: "Nobody loves you." Me: "Aww, it must have hurt when your mom told you that."

What does your mom and a slinky have in common?

They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.

On Xbox live an orphan can say they f ed your mom so you can say at least mine didnt die from it.

Kid: Are you gay? Me: No im straighter than the pole your mom dances on.

My favourite s3x position is ‘WOW’ its where I flip your MOM upside down

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your mom isn't here because she doesn't love you.

Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top a gas station, she will lower the prices.

I'm not saying I hate you. I'm just saying that if I could go back in time I'd give your mom a coat hanger.

I was told to burn calories so I threw your mom in the fire.

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Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet cuz she is worldwide

What do you call it if your mom is a guy and ur dad is a woman?

Transparent

Your mom said can you get to the dick game

your mom is so stupid she stopped at a stop sign because it never said go