I got jealous when my phone died.
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
I gave a deaf kid AirPods.
Twitter just blew my mind.
I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.
Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.
Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.
When is the last time you picked up the phone?
Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)
Me: God, no, help!
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
