Technology jokes
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
A programmer pushes a stroller through the park. An elderly couple comes along: "Is it a boy or a girl?" The programmer replies, "Yes."
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
Goats are so lazy these days. Computers have more RAM.
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it, but I'm not too worried. I think she is joking.
Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?
There isn't a home button.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a PDF file!
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.
I wanna ram your PCIe slot.
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital. Apparently, the doctor said to the nurse, "You can discharge Mr. Hawking now," so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.
I made a website for orphans. The thing is, there was no homepage.
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
What is the strongest weapon in India?
The red button (this is a fact).
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
Why is the wheel the best invention?
Because it's wheely wheely great!