Technology jokes
Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?
A: There’s no signal.
What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.
Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.
Girlfriend: You remind me of a cell phone.
Girlfriend's ex: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons.
The makers were orphans.
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
2021-2022
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
I dropped my phone the other day when a guy picked up my phone and started to put it in his pocket.
I said, "Hey, that's my phone," and he said, "First of all, my name isn't 'Hey', it's Jay. Second of all, it's an iPhone, not a 'myPhone'. Get it right."
I met a man named Jebidiah on Xbox Live.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost internet connection.
What does a robot do after a one night stand?
He nuts 'n bolts!
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.