Technology jokes
Stephen Hawking died because his WiFi ran out.
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.
Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?
A: There’s no signal.
Memes
f_ck teslas
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
I met a man named Jebidiah on Xbox Live.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost internet connection.
What does a robot do after a one night stand?
He nuts 'n bolts!
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
My cousin: Brother, I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile; however, I left it as it is].
Me: So tell me about it then.
My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi.
Me: Somebody? Don’t they have, like, the name of you opponents?
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I.
Me: Ok, my bad. Continue.
My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi, and 5 seconds later, I got kill[ed] by Sum_Fing_Wong.
Me: It’s not wrong! In Call of Duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed.
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G.
Me: My bad again. Do continue.
My cousin: I got so angry I blow[ed] up.
Me: So you got blowed up, by what weapon?
My cousin: By the game.
Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
A robot walks into a bar and orders a martini.
The bartender is flabbergasted that a robot can do that.
"New around here?" said the bartender.
"Nah, been here a while," said the robot.
Bartender "You can talk?"
Robot "Yeah, pretty cool, huh."
Bartender "Why do you want a martini?"
Robot "Oh, I'm just in the mood for one, you know?"
The bartender is shocked to see a robot making completely normal small talk.
The robot seems to be just like a normal human.
"Wow, who programmed you?" asked the bartender.
"The top minds in the world," said the robot.
The robot speaks again, "I have a question for you..."
Bartender, "What?"
"Why did you read this entire story? It does not have a punchline. I just wasted your time. Get bamboozled, nerd!"
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
Two wind turbines are standing in a field.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other says, "Well... I'm a huge metal fan..."
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
Johny Sin's son checked his father's folder of p*rn in his laptop.
and found that in all the videos his father is...
39, 41, 43, AK, 47... AK-47.
1, 3, 5, M, 9... M-9.
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.