Technology jokes
How do computers get drunk?
They take a screenshot.
Guys to wind the clock up?
Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?
Because they like to have a home.
Remember 2000? It was scary.
Be careful, everybody, I have a red dot on my forehead, so I can record everybody!
Too good to be true.
What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we look through.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
I'm shocked, my new toaster isn't waterproof.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it. I'm not too worried though, I think she is just joking.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
Talk to me if you are online.
Why did the robot cross the road?
Because he was programmed by the chicken!
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.
So I walked into my bathroom to clean some stuff, and no one ever told me you can't put phones in the bathtub!
"I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer, but then I realized I do that myself."