Technology jokes
Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?
A: There’s no signal.
Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?
What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
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How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons.
The makers were orphans.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
I dropped my phone the other day when a guy picked up my phone and started to put it in his pocket.
I said, "Hey, that's my phone," and he said, "First of all, my name isn't 'Hey', it's Jay. Second of all, it's an iPhone, not a 'myPhone'. Get it right."
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
Stephen Hawking died because his WiFi ran out.
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
I met a man named Jebidiah on Xbox Live.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost internet connection.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
What does a robot do after a one night stand?
He nuts 'n bolts!