Technology jokes
Girlfriend: You remind me of a cell phone.
Girlfriend's ex: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
Memes
No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons.
The makers were orphans.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
2021-2022
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
Stephen Hawking died because his WiFi ran out.
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.
The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.
I met a man named Jebidiah on Xbox Live.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost internet connection.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
What does a robot do after a one night stand?
He nuts 'n bolts!
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
My cousin: Brother, I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile; however, I left it as it is].
Me: So tell me about it then.
My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi.
Me: Somebody? Don’t they have, like, the name of you opponents?
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I.
Me: Ok, my bad. Continue.
My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi, and 5 seconds later, I got kill[ed] by Sum_Fing_Wong.
Me: It’s not wrong! In Call of Duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed.
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G.
Me: My bad again. Do continue.
My cousin: I got so angry I blow[ed] up.
Me: So you got blowed up, by what weapon?
My cousin: By the game.
Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]