Technology jokes
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
Girlfriend: You remind me of a cell phone.
Girlfriend's ex: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die.
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
2021-2022
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons.
The makers were orphans.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?
A: There’s no signal.
Stephen Hawking died because his WiFi ran out.
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
I dropped my phone the other day when a guy picked up my phone and started to put it in his pocket.
I said, "Hey, that's my phone," and he said, "First of all, my name isn't 'Hey', it's Jay. Second of all, it's an iPhone, not a 'myPhone'. Get it right."
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
I met a man named Jebidiah on Xbox Live.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost internet connection.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
What does a robot do after a one night stand?
He nuts 'n bolts!