I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
"Get off your computer, Jessie Jex."
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
I tried to have phone sex once.
But the holes were too small.
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
What do robots 🤖 shave with?
Laser blades!
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
