Technology jokes
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.
There was a car accident, and the cops pull up to the crime scene to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said, "What happened here?" She responded by saying, "A car crash." They then asked, "But how did it happen?" She responded, "The cars crashed into each other." They finally said, "But why did it happen?" The lady said, "Oh, I know where you're going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas pedal, the car goes forward, and they both pushed it, so they both went forward and hit each other." One cop said, "Never mind, ma'am," and they started walking away.
The blonde lady then said, "Oh, and officers, my computer froze. Do you think I should put it in the microwave or in the oven?"
Yo mama so fat that she broke your computer!
lol
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s**t.
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk?
Overcharge himself.
When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady? You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
What time is it when you can drive home from phone?
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.