Technology jokes
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! ๐๐๐
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk?
Overcharge himself.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s**t.
When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud.
Memes
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What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady? You can unscrew a lightbulb.
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
I donโt know what to call this chat.
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
What time is it when you can drive home from phone?
Why canโt orphans build computers?
They donโt know where to put the motherboard.
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go โpingโ when theyโre done.