Technology jokes
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
BTW, I am one, wahahaa!
Stephen Hawking's death was because he lost WiFi connection.
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
What is the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.
What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.
This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.
New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
Stephen Hawking tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?
There is no difference.
Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
Stephen Hawking died because his WiFi ran out.