Turbine jokes
What kind of music do wind turbines like?
They are big, heavy metal fans!
So there were these two wind turbines standing in a field, and one of them asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?"
The other thinks for a moment and says, "I'm a big metal fan."
Two wind turbines are standing in a field.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other says, "Well... I'm a huge metal fan..."
Wanna hear some famous last words?
"We are just experiencing some turbulence."
To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
Why are women like hurricanes?
They come in nasty and wet, then leave with your house and car.
The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.